that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her
He checked her pulse
Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)
me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best
employee: I’m sorry, what?
me: which is the best to buy
😂 I ordered a sandwich once & they gave me nuggets instead. I’ve been ordering nuggets ever since…..
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.